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Costello: Funny names?
Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
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Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?
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Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?
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Abbott: Yes.
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Abbott: Yes.
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Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
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Abbott: Absolutely.
Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?
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Abbott: Oh, absolutely.
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Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.
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Costello: Because.
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Abbott: Tomorrow.
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Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.
Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.
Abbott: Yeah, it could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.
Abbott: Because.
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